Emoticons ??

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "a ss-cons"? Here goes:


(_!_) a regular a ss





(__!__) a fat a ss





(!) a tight a ss





(_._) a flat a ss





(_^_) a bubble a ss





(_*_) a sore a ss





(_!__) a lop-sided a ss





{_!_} a swishy a ss





(_o_) an a ss that's been around





(_O_) an a ss that's been around even more





(_x_) kiss my a ss





(_X_) leave my a ss alone





(_zzz_) a tired a ss





(_o^o_) a wise a ss





(_13_) an unlucky a ss





(_$_) Money coming out of his a ss





(_?_) Dumb A ss|||very impressive.... one question...how do you show a jack ***? (_U_)|||ha ha very clever (_o^o_)|||(@#$%)what the f*#@ a**|||ok but i thought this was ask a question,ty for a easy 2 points lol|||cool but then gross somehow|||way to go! when r u going 2 start ur own web site 4 this stuff.|||wow i didn't no there were so many signs of ***|||lol|||Been using some. You have some new ones. Love it !!!|||Your really no your behinds 8 )~ {: ) !!


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